There’s a Stranger in My Pants, I Think I Like It, Day One

Day one, and things are pretty much exactly as predicted.

The bruising is… epic. There’s no elegant way to put it. Colour-wise, it’s putting on quite a show already, and I’m expecting that to peak tomorrow. But the surprising part? Absolutely no pain. None. Not even discomfort. If I didn’t know I’d had anything done, I’d mostly just think things looked dramatic rather than feeling it.

The “stranger” part is real though. Every time I go to the toilet and reach for my penis, I’m surprised by what I find there. It’s unfamiliar — but in a really positive way. There’s a moment of “oh… hello” followed by a quiet grin. It already feels different in the hand, heavier, more present. I think I like it.

Tomorrow is the important mental snapshot day. The swelling should be close to its peak, and then by day three things will start settling. I was told to really remember how it looks at that point, because it’s roughly what things would look like if I eventually go for the full 30ml. So tomorrow I’ll be paying close attention.

For now: dramatic visuals, zero pain, and a pleasantly surprising new presence. Still early days, but so far everything is exactly on track.

More to come. 🙂